“I-It’s actually twenty-five.” I said, trying to not laugh. It wouldn’t be a good first impression to laugh at a person you just met. Or who could hurt you. Or stuff my head in a toilet, repeatedly.
“I’m the number guy, and that’s my dumbass.” When Kevin Stoley gets a new job, he’s worried it might not be the best, if the stripper on the corner is any hint. Hopefully he doesn’t go to insane, like the rest of them. Stolavon. Other pairings as well.
Craig snorted, laughing around his cigarette, “Really? What’s five times five?”
“Ha! That’s easy! It’s twelve, like give me something easy, dude!” Clyde scoffed, shaking his head, “He acts as if I’m like an idiot!” He chuckled, leaning over to talk to me. I just tried to stifle my laughter, biting my lip.
I looked over his shoulder to see a black haired man with something in between his legs.
wow i’m reading a Kevin/Clyde fanfic because there is nothing else in the Kevin Stoley tag of south park fan fiction an d i’m lAUGHING REALLY HARD
“Howdy there! I’m Butters! Are you new here?” A small voice interrupted my thoughts. I looked up to see a short, scruffy looking blonde standing above me.
“Yes. And… by the way? I think your sweater is attempting to swallow you whole.” I mumbled, eyeing the pale blue jumper that looked about four sizes too big for him.
God dammit, South Park. God Dammit.
look what u r doing south park
u r tearing this OC’s life APART.
The description of the story is
“He smelled like laundry detergent, Pabst Blue Ribbon, and cigarettes. I kissed him. He tensed up, I could feel it. I kissed harder. He wrapped his arms around me and kissed me back.” OC story! StanXOC, many more pairings inside.
that sounds more like you are kissing Craig and Kenny’s love child.
Wow what gender even is your OC???????? is it homo love (because that would be a first)
i dont even know what i want to say about this one
all i know is that it has an oc who looks just like craig except with different colours and butters is that sassy gay friend
submitted by mustachioedmen
ONWARD TO READING THIS.