I'm dating Kyle
Christophe: did you bring ze mirror?
Stan: Check.
Christophe: and ze rope?
Stan: Check.
Christophe: and ze buttfor?
Kyle: whats a buttfor?
Christophe: for pooping, silly.
I am reading the Jimmy/Timmy fanfiction “Handicapped”

its really short. aND IT SUCKS ALREADY

oy
read it
http://m.fanfiction.net/s/7678841/1/

I am reading the Clyde/Milly South Park fanfiction “Clylly Story”

what a title
truth be told, i wrote this.
3 years ago.
so its rly rEALLLLY bad
hhmhm
watch out
read it if u dare!!!!
http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&global=1&q=clylly#/d27ur1v

I am reading the Milly/Red South Park fan fiction “i want to hear what you have to say”

tbh i only clicked it because it said milly and i freaked out
anyways it has really shitty grammar and its short. so….. sigh. my lovely milly baby finally gets attention and thE STORY SUCKS
Read it here:
http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6596584/1/

“K-Kenny!, I-I feel something o-oh! Coming! I-I think we should stop!” I moaned to Kenny but he just kept going hitting my spot harder and harder.
N O STTOP THEIRES IN FORUTH GRABVDE TSITL

finally pipers! I thought you would never come- holy sugar muffins bat man!” I yelled when I saw pip and Kenny’s jaw dropped so low 12 cartman’s could fit in there.
im kenny all the time about pip

I got to think of what to were at Damien’s party! Hhhmmmmmmm…. Maybe I should go to gap.. Or old navy..hot topic?… aw well ill go to the mall later on…. Maybe ill ask bebe for help later
pip pirrup, everybody

I am reading the Pip/Damien fanfiction “party at damien’s!”

It is First person Pip (currently, at least).
it looks pretty shitty so far, omg

read it here!:
http://m.fanfiction.net/s/5843082/1/party_at_damiens

” Oh shit!” Kenny muffled and thought quickly then used a nearby chair to knock out Esther. ” Dude, you could kill her from that!” Craig uncharacteristically defended Esther. ” Oh what do I care!” Craig shook off his last sentence.
no dude dont hit her with a chair—just kidding lol idgaf